Marriage Quotations

Marriage Quotations

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren 

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne 

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland 

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck 

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor 

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham 

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams 

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin 

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Eddie Cantor 

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull 

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton 

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Sydney J. Harris 

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
Sacha Guitry 

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan 

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson 

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken 

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen 

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe 

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr 

But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?
Mary Astell 

Happy Birthday Wishes

The more candles, the bigger the wish.

Wishing you everything happy for your birthday.

Wishing you miles of smiles in the coming years.

Wishing you all the best for your Birthday.

May all your dreams and wishes come true!

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring.

Wishing you all the best on your speacial day.

Wishing you a cheerful birthday.

Best wishes on your birthday and throughout the coming year.

Wishing you a Happy Birthday and many more to come.

May the best of your wishes be the least of what you get.

Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday and a sweet night of birthday dreams.

Religious Birthday Messages

May God continue to bless you life and give you the desires of your heart.

May God bless you and keep you always in His tender, loving care.

I hope that your day is blessed with happiness and joy.

You're the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

Praying that your day is as special as you are.

May you enjoy the Lord's presence today.

As God adds life to your years, may He add years to your life. Happy Birthday!

May the good Lord shower you with many blessings on your special day.

God is so wise that he never created friends with price tags. If He did, I wouldn't have been able to afford a precious friend like you.

No sorrows to depress you, only shadows to surround you, God himself to bless you. Happy Birthday!

May God soften the pillow you rest your head on at night
May He make smooth the path you walk by day
Not just today but everyday

I thank God for the day that you were born and for you being such a great friend to me.

Happy Birthday Poems

Hope lovely surprises are coming your way
To make your Birthday a wonderful day

Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer
New happiness that stays throughout the year
Hope your birthday brings all these and more
Filling life with surprise and joys galore!

So on this very special day
I would like to say to you
I hope you'll always find happiness
In whatever you may do.

Another candle on your cake
Well there's no need to pout
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow them all out!

Wishing you your happiest birthday yet
A birthday too special To ever forget.

So many wishes
So many smiles
Too many memories
Too few words
With one big Birthday
Happy Birthday!

It's your birthday and I can't be there
But I'll send you a special birthday wish and a little prayer
Have a happy birthday
I hope that all of your birthday wishes come true
May you have a great time today and find happiness in everything you do.

Happy Birthday form the heart
Cause that's where all great wishes start

Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
- Jean Paul Richter

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- Jennifer Yane

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
- Tom Wilson

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille ball

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
- Fred Astaire

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
- Unknown

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
- Lucy Larcom

It takes a long time to grow young.
- Pablo Picasso

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
- Unkown

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- H. V. Prochnow

Inspirational Birthday Greetings

Hoping that your day will be as special as you are.

Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Count your age by friends, not years.

I'm so glad you were born, because you brighten my life and fill it with joy.

May the years continue to be good to you. Happy Birthday!

You're not getting older, you're getting better.

May this year bring with it all the success and fulfillment your heart desires.

Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest.

Happy Birthday, and may all the wishes and dreams you dream today turn to reality.

May this day bring to you all things that make you smile. Happy Birthday!

Your best years are still ahead of you.

May each and every passing year bring you wisdom, peace and cheer.

You'll always be forever young.