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Marilyn Monroe Quotations and Sayings

Marilyn Monroe Quotations and Sayings

Marilyn Monroe

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.
Marilyn Monroe 

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn Monroe 

An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.
Marilyn Monroe 

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe 

Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.
Marilyn Monroe 

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Marilyn Monroe 

Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.
Marilyn Monroe 

Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experience, but that's not where I live.
Marilyn Monroe 

First, I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm a person. Then maybe I'll convince myself that I'm an actress.
Marilyn Monroe 

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Marilyn Monroe 

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marilyn Monroe 

I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.
Marilyn Monroe 

I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.
Marilyn Monroe 

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Marilyn Monroe 

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
Marilyn Monroe 

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe 

I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.
Marilyn Monroe 

I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.
Marilyn Monroe 

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Marilyn Monroe 

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
Marilyn Monroe 

Marriage Quotations

Marriage Quotations

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren 

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne 

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland 

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck 

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor 

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham 

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams 

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin 

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Eddie Cantor 

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull 

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton 

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Sydney J. Harris 

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
Sacha Guitry 

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan 

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson 

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken 

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen 

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe 

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr 

But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?
Mary Astell